2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool
Always ask the questions you want to, life is too short to know if you’ll get a second chance to ask , and afterlife is probably too long to wonder what the answer may be.
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
uterus, stop being a baby