buttlicked: *touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident
thatfunnyblog: this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying
THE TUMBLR CODE GUYS!!
What to say: I like your shoelaces.
What to answer: Thanks, I stole them from the president.
RULE: Tell this to people and if they answer the correct answer then you know you have found another one of us :) Don't tell people what it means if they don't know! REBLOG and spread the word!!
Remember also: Where'd you get your shoes?
What to answer: Aliens.
P.S: Do not interact with any human who does not respond correctly to our code.
Don't forget the hidden code: Could you give me directions to Olive Garden?
What to answer: No, but I could give you diections to an actual Italian restaurant.
amoying: oh baby you’re so hot, like 110 degrees, we should probably call a doctor…
repress: you know those super thin white pieces of paper that go on pads with wings? my boyfriend found one on my floor and goes “why do you have rolling paper?” IM SCREAMING
jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
arbitraryimposition: timeywimeywinchesters: edcunningham: It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times. #Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative ...
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit